Have I ever mentioned. . .

To properly experience our blog you need to read through my posts really, really fast. Really fast. With obnoxious and nauseating speed.

Cause that's how I talk.

Then interject large open handed gestures on top of that. Oh, and overly animated eyebrow movements.

It'll be more realistic that way. As if I'm telling you the stories myself. Like I am seated right next to you on your sofa, or desk, or hammock. Whatever.

You're welcome.

Now. . . enjoy. . .